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Get out of bed
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Go to the kitchen
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Take the English muffins out of the fridge
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Take the sliced cheese out of the fridge
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Take the eggs out of the fridge
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Take the butter out of the fridge
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Take the jam out of the fridge
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Slice an English muffin in half
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Toast the English muffin halves
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Take a nonstick frying pan out of the cabinet
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Heat the pan on medium heat on the stove
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Place a gob of butter in the pan
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Once the butter melts and sizzles, crack two eggs into the pan
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Take the English muffins out of the toaster
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Spread the jam on the English muffin halves
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Flip the eggs without popping the yolks
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Rip a cheese slice in quarters
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Put two cheese quarters on each half of the English muffin (do not close the halves)
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Put a fried egg on each English muffin half
20
Consume using a fork and knife